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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with huge breasts and offers her £100 if she lets him bite them.
“No, are you crazy?” she says.
“What about for £1000?” he asks.
“Listen you freak” she says. “I’m not that kind of woman.”
“You wouldn’t even do it for £10,000?” the man asks.
“You’ll pay me £10,000 to bite my breasts?” she asks. “OK fine, lets go over to that alley.”
Once there she takes off her blouse, and the guy begins caressing her breasts, kissing them, and fondling them.
“So, are you gonna bite them or what?” she huffs.
“Nah,” he shrugs. “Too expensive!!!.”
Pick up lines don’t work. Women hate them just be natural.
Here are a couple of jokes;
A blonde was down on her luck, was knee deep in bills, had rent arrears amd could only buy from the cheapest supermarkets. If only I won the lottery ,she thought, all my problems would be solved.
She was so depressed and prayed each night “please God please help me win the lottery, I dont want much but please help me win and I promise I will attend church each Sunday” this went on for weeks her praying and asking God to help her to win the lottery.
Then one night just after her prayer, she heard thunder and lightning and the sound of Gods Booming Voice.
“My child, he say’s I have heard your prayers each evening but you must meet me half way, buy a lottery ticket”
What does a blonde say after graduation?
“Welcome to Macdonalds”
Pick up lines:
do you run track? cause girl you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel.
Is your daddy rich because he sure did win the lottery with you.
Pickup Line:
Do you like chicken?
(Hopefully she does)
Then grab a wing
*AKA – Your Arm*
Yes, I know its retarded
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